feline fest

the female version of a sausage fest.
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males

where are the guys at? oh that's right, i forgot we're having a feline fest.

by Bri K. June 28, 2010

felchmeister

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."

Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.

by canemaker December 2, 2010

fellatheist

A woman that refuses to perform oral sex, fellatio, on her partner.

Brian and Becky broke up because she is a fellatheist and he likes getting topped off.

by TriLamJae June 19, 2012

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Feltson

A shorthand or ship name for the Tom Felton and Emma Watson pairing. Both were actors in the Harry Potter movie series and the ship most likely started when Emma said that she used to have a massive crush on Tom back when she was 10.

My classmate ships Feltson so much she even edited a picture of them kissing on her laptop.

by hermionejeanmalfoy September 6, 2017

Feld

The past tense of fold.
Instead of folded.
Just like hold you would say held... not holded

I Feld the clothes yesterday.

by Tayss August 23, 2018

fellategate

"Fellategate" is the scandal and media circus surrounding New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's alleged solicitation of prostitution. "Fellategate" spins wonderfully off those other notorious Patriots chestnuts "deflategate" and "spygate."

"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."

"As if spygate and deflategate weren't enough controversy for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, we now have the scandal "fellategate," in which Kraft allegedly solicited one or more instances of fellatio at a Florida massage parlor.

by Mo Dixley February 25, 2019