Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

by j smithy December 26, 2010

farmingdale

Farmingdale aka Fdale home of the Dalers, no one actually knows what a daler is. i will tell you. Daler (noun)member of the farmingdale community that gets their asses handed to them in every sport against their long time rivals the Massapequa Chiefs. The guys are all dirty and the ones that arent balck think they are and the girls are hoeish trash. and their kickline, reminds me of when mars attacks. In conclusion Farmingdale home of the dirty dalers is a place people choose to settle bc they can not afford the home in the highish priced town on long island.

-How was Hofstra Farmingdale?
-We dont know we got our asses handed to us by the Chiefs

by ChiefPride April 13, 2006

farting

shitting oxygen and methane vapors

i like farting on liberals like george bush and michael moore

by Bush is a liberal faggot too September 6, 2006

fargin' shytehole

fucking asshole; copulating porch dog anus;

The heiny-hole soup irritated his painful assteroids bothering his fargin' shytehole.

by Chalmers Hamill July 28, 2008

Farting Barrier

The barrier that usually exists against farting in the company of each other at the outset of a new relationship. The individuals involved are usually very hesitant if not incredibly embarrassed to cross this barrier, at least not too early.

I can see you just crossed the farting barrier and you will regret that later tonight. Let me guess, a bean and cheese burrito for lunch? Excuse me while I go hang out with the dog in the other room for a while.

by Fanictic October 2, 2013

Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.

"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"

by Lucie B. June 1, 2015

Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022