fapporn

To masturbate while watching pornographic material.

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn

by Zozzone April 7, 2011

fapple

Verb. To fapple. Fappling.

To tap ones foot in a moment of humour. Replaces, or combines with, laughter.

Charlotte malkeed Seonaid, and we all fappled.

by Damres November 6, 2005

fape

kind of like rape but with your fist

The pirate captain got fired because he couldn't fape and pillage effectively with a damned hook for a hand

by el tigre May 23, 2003

Sleep Fapnea

Sleep Fapnea

1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.

2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.

Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'

Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"

by jarmezzz February 13, 2013

fappening

When a bunch of people start fapping out of no where.

Guy 1: Dude, were you at the party when the fappening happened?
Guy 2: Yeah, I started it.

by iDubbbbbbbbbbbbbz December 8, 2016

Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.

Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.

by tristan1301 July 13, 2011

Fapeology

The act of a fake apology,

To give someone a fake apology to shut the fuck up.

Jim:"why did you apologize to your girlfriend when you did nothing wrong?"
Jack:"dont worry it was just a fapeology"

by teeteetata November 4, 2009