Very Very False

Something is extremely False

James says “Tom likes cougars and kids more then me” this is ‘Very Very False’.

by Delta27Z October 5, 2022

False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.

"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

False

To false is to stumble, stutter, miss a beat, or fall while gaiting or jumping in quadrobics.

Athlete: *slips and faceplants*

Judge: Thats a false.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

False foundation

An organisation, typically a dictatorship, where nobody supports the current leadership, however they believe that everyone else around them is in favour of the governing body, thus peer pressuring themselves into following along and keeping their true opinions unheard. Thus, this provides a false state of stability that could collapse at any point if any one member is willing to risk making themselves heard.

The public realised their countries false foundation and revolted against the government.

by Window28 January 1, 2022

false pausitive

Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.

My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!

by QuacksO November 18, 2017

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

False Narrative

Nebulous rhetoric that is functionally equivalent to ✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ i.e. Hate Speech for conservatives. They are just making up equally vapid terms now. Like... It's fucking embarrassing. Our politicians and pundits are embarrassing fucking time-wasters. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Hym "False narrative is a pretty nebulous term and is subject to the same problem created by the term 'Hate Speech.' Like, it isn't a 'False narrative' to say that your religion is an incest cult. That is an ontological claim that is concordant with objective reality. So, there is what IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And then there is THE NARRATIVE YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED AROUND WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And that narrative can be more or less concordant with objective reality but... The light is either on or it's off. You can make a narrative about lights being on or how lights are turned on but it doesn't affect the on/off paradigm. And this is why it's important to reject the narrativization of everything. It isn't ✌️✊️✌️a narrative✌️✊️✌️ it's what actually occurred or is occurring. Jordan Peterson has sold them on the idea (ha! I accidentally wrote idiot instead of idea because... You know, idiot) that everything is a narrative. Everything is NOT a narrative. The light is on. The light is off. These are not narratives."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2024