Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 2, 2010
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Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.
See also: Compliment Sandwich.
See also: Compliment Sandwich.
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I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
Get the Ass-Faced Shit Flinger mug.1. popular hairstyle in the early to mid 90s, where the bottom half of the head is shaved leaving a massive hair helmet up top with no fade in between.
2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.
2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.
1. Ralph: Did you see Tom's mushroom cut?
Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!
2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!
Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.
Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!
2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!
Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.
by Ldukey July 5, 2006
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by detlefschremph June 1, 2011
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Someone who pretends to be your friend and then does everything to make your life a living HELL.
Everyone who says what they think to KOE.
Also,everyone who tells a girl she's pretty when she's ugly,thats also being a hypocrit and 2 faced.
Someone who pretends to be your friend and then does everything to make your life a living HELL.
Everyone who says what they think to KOE.
Also,everyone who tells a girl she's pretty when she's ugly,thats also being a hypocrit and 2 faced.
Random French Person: Fuck off, when you talk with someone, im not ur friends who got 15 or 14 years old ya know? U can talk with my litle bro, dont talk with ME. Don't be 2 Faced.
by Bandalho May 19, 2008
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