Facebooked

When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.

Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."

by AVDeefoz January 20, 2011

Facebook

ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace

thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,

by I cant afford a good name October 5, 2008

facebook

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

by foxhead120 October 3, 2010

Facebooked

When you masterbate to pictures off of Facebook.

That picture of sharon at the beach in the two piece got so Facebooked last night!

by wstcst August 9, 2010

FaceBook

n. 1. A social networking site, originally desgined for college students, but has stretched out to anyone 14+ years old. This has been suggested as a safer, more fun enviroment for people to keep in touch.
2. The reason my homework is never done.
3. A book of face.
v. To interact with FaceBook in any way.This includes, but is not limited to, chatting, setting your status, checking the newsfeed, stalking, and/or logging in.

1. I keep in touch with old class mates through Facebook.
2. I forgot to do my homeworl because I was on Facebook!
3. Yoda would say a book of face instead of Facebook.
4. Dude, that guy loves to Facebook!

by Defiant Blob February 8, 2010

facebookable

If a picture can be posted on facebook. If a photo is admissible to be posted on facebook.

"Is that photo facebookable!!"

by calhau January 8, 2008

Facebook

Preppy ass bitches & sluts get all the credit for being pretty because of make-up they cake on their face.

Preppy girl: Omg like I totes love putting all this make-up on and taking 3,000 pics and posting them to Facebook while all the douchebags like it and all the other preppy sluts like me tell me I'm so pretty!!!!!!!

by I Hate Facebook. September 6, 2011