facebook

To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.

Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*

by Doorwithin June 22, 2011

facebook

a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-

christina : yooooo zac man wz up??!??!!111?////!?? hw u doinnnn?!?!?!?!!111///??!!!!1111//one!!!!??
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....

by manda hi ! November 10, 2011

Facebook

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.

They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

Facebook

ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace

thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,

by I cant afford a good name October 5, 2008

FaceBook

n. 1. A social networking site, originally desgined for college students, but has stretched out to anyone 14+ years old. This has been suggested as a safer, more fun enviroment for people to keep in touch.
2. The reason my homework is never done.
3. A book of face.
v. To interact with FaceBook in any way.This includes, but is not limited to, chatting, setting your status, checking the newsfeed, stalking, and/or logging in.

1. I keep in touch with old class mates through Facebook.
2. I forgot to do my homeworl because I was on Facebook!
3. Yoda would say a book of face instead of Facebook.
4. Dude, that guy loves to Facebook!

by Defiant Blob February 8, 2010

facebook

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

by foxhead120 October 3, 2010

facebookable

If a picture can be posted on facebook. If a photo is admissible to be posted on facebook.

"Is that photo facebookable!!"

by calhau January 8, 2008