Definitions by Middagh

breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.

The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.

breakfast fart by Middagh March 29, 2015

Irish Shuttle Bus 

Paddy wagon

Seamus took the Irish Shuttle Bus home from the pub. We'll bail him out in the morning.

Irish Shuttle Bus by Middagh March 28, 2015

mexican gravity 

An especially strong form of gravity that allows the heaped loading of pickups and trailers without having to tie things down. Commonly used in landscape maintenance and construction.

Change lanes! That guy is using mexican gravity to hold down that ladder.

mexican gravity by Middagh December 18, 2013

Ghetto Facebook

Seeking out old homies on the internet to see if they're incarcerated or on a sexual offender list.

I found Ron on Ghetto Facebook - he's in the joint.

Ghetto Facebook by Middagh August 24, 2010

Costcotard 

Condition where someone loses their situational awareness and mindlessly blocks the aisle while sampling free food at Costco.

Costco on weekends has too many Costcotards.

Costcotard by Middagh July 20, 2008