Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

false metal

a.k.a Any new (not nu) metal band that becomes slightly popular

Metallica worshiper -ZOMG! you listen to SLIPKNOT!?!?! THAT'S SO NOT METAL WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER OR METALLICA!
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!

ME - Fine...

by The open minded metal listener December 8, 2010

false call wimps

noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.

timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!

shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

false lie

1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth

"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."

by choopee October 4, 2006

false terrible

a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.

Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.

by lowcloud April 22, 2008

fallen ash syndrome

a tee shirt front full of ashes from a joint

He answered the door, red eyed and suffering from fallen ash syndrome.

by SiouxA March 23, 2010

fallert

To be or are a falling hazard.

Look out!! I'm a Fallert

by meedo March 28, 2010