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no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
by warmachine76123 April 17, 2021
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excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...
by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004
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existed

When you're at home, wearing poorly judged shoes and eating student food.
Beth just existed. Nothing more, nothing less.
by ItsAGavel February 29, 2016
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existable

existing irresistibly
asian joe is existable
by Matt Pana December 21, 2008
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the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.
"Excuse me that is my wife."
by jim April 30, 2004
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existential embarrassment

The feeling of intense embarrassment after one realizes they have constructed their sense of self on false premises.
At age 13, Matt was what you would call wapanese. Having never confronted his self-misconception for what it was, he channeled his existential embarrassment into hatred of others who reminded him of the way he used to be.

SARAH: baka! ^^;

MATT: congrats you're weeabo garbage

SARAH: :(

AMY: Matt, don't be malicious to Sarah as a form of compensation for your inability to deal with anything that reminds you of when you were 13 and deluded.
by PaleBlueYacht March 8, 2011
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