Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

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by boeing737229 February 15, 2018

Evenism

The Belief / Practice Of Being Even; Treat Others How They Treat You.

I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.

I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.

by hllw September 1, 2021

Evens

Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.

Person: *sees Evens* Hey, my friend has a crush on you!
Everyone else: Well duh!

by franturtle November 23, 2021

Semi-Evening

Between Evening and Midnight

"Yo, are you going with Chris to the park in the Semi-Evening?"

by a-clock March 30, 2021

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by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024

evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.

My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.

by Jenkintown February 14, 2017

Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.

“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”

by Nile H August 15, 2024