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dont even joke lad 

dont even
bro: wanna hear a joke

me: dont even joke lad
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leik i even care 

when you do not care about what was said to you
Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care
leik i even care by :ge: October 4, 2017

do YOU even skate? 

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

don't even crack 

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.
Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

National send Even nudes day 

14 juli må du sende nudes til Even
Håvard: Idag e d 14 juli
Tormod: ååå faen det e national send Even nudes day. Da må æ send:(

It ain’t even Half Time 

A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.
Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.