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Engineering Gene

The gene passed down from one person to another, resulting in a future engineer. Tell-tale signs in such a person include an inexplicable love for creating problems to solve (technical or mechanical) when there's absolutely no need to, the constant need to find solutions for everyday issues that no one else gives a crap about, know-it-all syndrome, and the inability to admit they're wrong. Are usually social inept to some degree.

On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
Normal person: I'm bored, I'd go on the computer but the internet's so fricking slow today...
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
by GeekiestGirl December 6, 2011
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engineering champion

A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.
Oh look at this engineering champion , how long before they realize its not plug in.
by weedrx March 29, 2017
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Elgin highschool

A place where academy kids fight, people smoke weed, and sophmores get Prego, a shorter definition is; a ghetto highschool located in Elgin Illinois
by Cheesuschrist420 September 10, 2021
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Edwin

A Man Who Was Seasoned!
Born In Thee Bay Area, Someone Who Knows What’s He’s Doing 24/7 Of The Time He’s On Earth.

A LEADER!

A KINGPIN!

One of his strengths is NOT falling in love, because he understands these woman love getting trained on !
Edwin, Let Me Tell You About My Day!
by BAY AREAAAAA November 23, 2021
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Creme Egging

When you've just bumped uglies with a chick and she elevates her nether regions so she can mix her eggs with your man-creme.
Dom: That's weird, what you doing?
Kaye: Creme Egging son! Gotcha!
Dom: shiiiiiii
by Gummy89 May 4, 2016
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twisted tank engine

you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion
wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine
by dingdongasdf May 26, 2009
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A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.
Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?
by The real E over IR April 5, 2009
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