The blind Dale Earnhardt

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.

Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018

Earth

An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

Cat Ears Girl

The girl who frequents Harvard Square and North Station in Boston who wears cat ears everyday. She is an art student who normally wears plastic rimmed glasses, converse shoes, and black sweatshirts with some type of picture stenciled on them. She is commonly seen drawing creepy pictures in a notebook, or chewing beef jerky. If you speak to her, she'll introduce herself as either 'Tash' or 'Cat Ears Girl'.

"Why is that girl wearing cat ears?"

"I dunno, she's Cat Ears Girl. Go ask her."

by Squishy Bob August 4, 2008

prick with ears

A person whom personality is so bad it reminds you of them acting like a complete cock..hence..Prick with ears

Mate, you really are a prick with ears tonight

by Andy IS LEGEND September 14, 2006

middle earth

a fictional land in books by J.R.R. Tolkien

Man, those hobbits are just the hottest thing to hit Middle Earth since the Dwarves!

by Bex October 11, 2003

earth

A very dangerous place as every living thing on the planet eventually dies

Earth is a hazard to all people

by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008

Puny Earthling

A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.

Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.

True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.


Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.

Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*

Plutian: Prepare for your demise.

Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.

Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*

by IZzxo March 27, 2009