expertess

a female expert!

I refferred to the expertesses of the group when I needed a woman's opinion.

by wordygal February 24, 2010

Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014

The Roache Experience

3 faggots who are young as fuck and think they are about shit because they are killing their bodies and everyone around them actually wants to live past 21 made a dumb ass flyer about a party that will be beat as fuck because they are irellevant and don't drive like the relevant people around them

"Yo blizzy u hear about The Roache Experience?" "Hell yea Tad it's gay as fuck!"

by EliMatthews=UglyFaggot April 11, 2019

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience

Kick-ass band soon to take over the world...

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience kicks ass...

by Bob Sagat March 18, 2004

First-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

Segel Excercises

Segel Excercises are excersices done by women to tighten the vagina. Usually, many births, a woman's vaginal muscles become worn, and gently pull open. Segels are the contraction of the muscle to make the vagina tighter.

That effin biznatch is a hoodrat, she needs to do Segel Excercises.

by Chazzy's Chick January 5, 2006

The Girlfriend Experiment

A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".

Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 27, 2021