engineering cute

The augmented perception of reality developed when young men go to an engineering school which is essentially all male. After several years in such a state, any woman becomes better looking. Therefore, a three may end up looking like a seven or eight to a junior in engineering.

-Did you see the new girl? She is pretty cute.
-No, she's just engineering cute with that muffin top and fupa. You need to come to the club with me this weekend to see real hotties.
-Sorry bruh, no can do. I have a big project due and I will be in the lab all weekend. Plus if I do get that finished I have to make some kessel runs on WOW.
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by Dan Wrather June 11, 2017

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Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.

Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."

by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021

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lambo no engine

A female individual that has a huge pair of knockers but is a little bit on the bigger side. Aka…fat. Lambo no engine means might look good but that’s the only positive. Can’t drive a lambo without an engine.

“Dang bro look at the rack on her.”
“Lambo no engine tho.”

by Don Trean April 07, 2023

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