by Un Hump January 10, 2023
Get the Tank Enginemug. A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.
The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.
by Bainksy December 18, 2018
Get the Burger Engineermug. by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014
Get the engine 69mug. A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.
by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015
Get the Seismic engineermug. v. int. The act of submerging one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making noises that resemble an engine.
by Ethan Lawson July 24, 2014
Get the double-enginemug. by EthanKharns May 16, 2015
Get the engine oilmug. The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.
Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"
Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."
Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."
Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."
Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."
by BinMucker February 4, 2014
Get the Engineer Visionmug.