Emilianne

A pretty girl that I went to high school with.

Hi Emilianne! I haven't seen you since high school!

by justagirl33102 February 2, 2010

Emilia

Emilia is a great person. She should be respected and given what she wants. If she asks for a cookie...

GIVE HER THE COOKIE! If you know an Emilia that is rude and mean please kill that person. There should be know bad people named "Emilia". She may look weak on the outside(especially when trying to show her muscles) yet tough and brave on the inside. She may sometimes be scared of friends backdoors but will eventually figure out the problems. Her friends all love her and look up to her. Emilia's are massive legends. Be grateful to talk to an Emilia. Emilia's often love ducks! Because ducks are awesome!

Person 1 This girl asked for a cookie. Should I give it to her?
Person 2 What is her name?
Person 1 Her name is Emilia
Person 2 Than give her the god damn cookie!

by Name Writer January 10, 2018

Emilia

Emilia is the most wonderful soul you could ever meet. An Emilia has the biggest purest heart. But is definitely NOT to be messed with, she completes you as a person, she is smart and full of amazing personality that will never ever cease to amaze you. Get you an Emilia

Peron 1: who's that girl you were with yesterday?
Person 2: Oh that was my Emilia
Person 1:ohhh, wow I wish I had an Emilia
Person 2: yeah no one compares to her or ever will
-your Sandy

by Devillgirlsixsixsix August 31, 2018

e-mail

1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy

1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Mz_Brown1997 April 2, 2010

SB Emails

A weekly Strong Bad tradition! Very funny, my favorites are "techno" and caffiene".

Dude, did you see the new SB email?!?!

by WHALE December 10, 2003

emeil

Sexy as fuck. Emeils are more than likely going to be one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. Very often he will be smart, and extremely good-looking. His smile will send a thousand rose-petals off the ground, just spinning around your heart. He will always know exactly what to say to make you smile; flirty or true. He tends to be a big flirt, but when he finds a girl to settle down with, he will stop. Emeils have a lot of friends, and are very good in sports. He will fall in love very fast, and truly. He wont lie to you. He'll do basically anything he can just to make his one-and-only happy, even if that means going to the extreme. Can often be clingy, but in a cute way. He will always be there for you in any time of need. If you don't have a Emeil as a friend (or more) already, it's time you head off and get one!

Wow, Emeil is sexy as fuck.

Love me, Emeil.

by datniggr September 6, 2014

emaelstrom

A long and complicated email trail with dozens of CC's discussing a situation almost none of the recipients cares about.

Did you get caught in the latest emaelstrom about the broken widgets?

by Jim Haungs June 7, 2005