ELF

K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."

by Araucauria September 27, 2021

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Elf Mum

The updated word for 'Karen' that only Gen Z understand, for know it all Caucasian women that are aggressive and very annoying. Often shortened to 'elf'

Susan: The USA has had the strictest lockdown in the world

Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne

by Hugh jasssss October 1, 2021

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elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

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Elf

Elderly little fuck

Person A : Man my grandma is soo annoying

Person B : Yea she's a elf !

by Edo.MXS October 20, 2021

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Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.

“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”

by MisterHollie December 27, 2021

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