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Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:
Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005
Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons
Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.
Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.
Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion
Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.
Step 7: Profit.
Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.
Step 9: Profit some more.
Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)
Popularity=/=Quality
Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:
Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005
Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons
Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.
Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.
Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion
Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.
Step 7: Profit.
Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.
Step 9: Profit some more.
Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)
Popularity=/=Quality
Casual gamer: Hey, bro!!! You gonna get Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?!
Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.
Casual gamer: Why?
Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.
Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!
Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.
Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.
Casual gamer: Why?
Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.
Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!
Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.
by Jibby123423 October 14, 2011
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