Duelly Noted

To note a matter of great importance. To recognize the ultimate level of verbal ecstacy.

"I have a third nipple"
"...duelly noted"

by Nairb Llewoh November 15, 2003

Dirty Duece

The act of taking a deuce, while a girl is riding your dong anally.

Bazooka Brad: Dude, Sara wanted me to pop her ass, but I had to dump, so I figured I'd kill 2 birds with one stone

Scuba Steve: ah the 'ol Dirty Duece

by Bazooka Brad February 11, 2007

Duel Masters

A complete insult and disgrace to Anime and any good parody you have ever seen. Unlike other animes and yugioh, Duel Masters lacks any proper plot and ass-rapes Anime in every way possible with it's ridiculously stupid humor. Also it pales in comparison with good animes such as Yugioh, Naruto, Inuyasha etc.

The stupidity of this show includes
Bad Humor: One could most likely write an entire book on the stupidity of the unhumourous attempts at comedy from this show
-Breaking the Forth Wall (No-one's laughing at the quote,Looks like it's time for a fade-out)
-Rip-offs of gags from under popular anime (Rikuta gets hit and flies into sky)
-Really bad references to Anime (Quotes about split screens)

Lack of proper characterisation: While Yugi duels for friends etc, the Inuyasha gang are trying to get the Shikon Jewels, Shobu is trying to be the best for no f***ing reason. Also that Ice King, Hakuoh has no proper reason like "why the f*** did he turn so cold hearted"

Pathetic Dialogue: Unlike most animes which usually has relevant dialogue to the situation. Duel Masters has completely irrelevant ones such as "Stay away from the hot sauce" or the anime references adding further insult to injury. Or at other times the show writers choose to use random pop references that would make anyone roll around due to the idiocy

It rapes the reputation of Anime: With reasons given, I don't think I need to explain further as to why Duel Masters suck and completely rapes Anime's reputation. Oh and if you want further proof, compare the Yugioh directory on fanfic.net or Inuyasha to Duel Masters. I do not know who to blame, the dubbers or the show makers for being stupid in the first place.

Introducing the pathetic quotes of Duel Masters.

Shobu: I'm going slow mode (WTF?)
"Looks like there's going to be a black out
"I am dark...I am the night...I am Bat-oh wait, wrong show."
"Shobu, Shobu, he's our man, if you can't do it, no-one can" (Remind you of anything, what a complete insult to Pokemon!! "Barfs")

by Duel Master hater July 29, 2006

duece bag

see douche bag

you are a douche bag if u think its called a duece bag.....and you drink the water

by shade January 11, 2004

Duerr

To stab , threaten to stab , or insinuate one will be stabbed.

If that guy messes with me , I'll Duerr him.

by Killernato April 5, 2008

duelpis

Two males of any species sword fighting with streams of urine at the same urinal /commode /tree /bush /prairie /firehydrant/or on Alison

1.Ryan defeated Chris with duelpissing
2.Brian Holmes the Antelope and Chris McPeters the skunk duelpised on Alison's funt

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Duey Scale

Ranking of females whore factor. Like the Gonzo Fuck Scale as referenced on Playboy Radio which ranks limits of sexual acts (D-P, etc), the Duey Scale ranks how many guys the female will perform these acts with and length between these acts.

Pornstar Houston is a perfect 10 on the Duey Scale after fucking 620 dudes in one day!!

Goodness that slut looks like she'd be a 10 on the Duey Scale... she's talked to every guy in the club!

by ExoticBrittany July 17, 2009