Central Square School District

A series of towns located in central New York.

Full of a bunch of low life, scumbag, drug fiends.

People from CS think they are hardcore, but there a bunch of vaginas. All talk, and when things get to heavy for these simple minded bafoons, they resort to fighting, egging, and an eternal obsession for drugs. But there are some good kids hidden among the leaves and control our bright future as i can tell they will be making 6-digit incomes. But the rest of the bunch don't work for a dime in there lives and still believe they're in a gangster crew and everything they say, do, or quote (that they pulled offline on a site they would never touch in their life because they don't have the brain capacity for it) is the new fad or "cool" thing to do, where will they be ten years from now? still home with their parents, low pay job, no license, no car, and titled the TLC's version of a Scrub. I <3 NEW YORK!

Central Square School District

guy: i hate that teacher

girl: why

guy: cause he gave me homework, wanna go smoke a few blunts afterschool?

girl: sure!

guy: am i gettin lucky?

girl: hell why not, you wouldnt be the first!

by anonymouslysmarterthanyou August 6, 2011

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

stumbling distance

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.

Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.

by AtlasRider July 24, 2009

Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

Distribute

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

by Paddywack February 15, 2009

MOOCHER district

A congressional district where the primary demographic receives support from the government, thereby perpetuating socialism, and idiot democrats who seem to get re-elected in spite of their obvious incompetence

Hank Johnson keeps getting re-elected because he comes from a moocher district.

by sarj/Dieselnut59 April 5, 2010

Distant

If you go distant you don’t join ps4 parties for at least one week after getting terrored

He went distant after getting bullied in the mic

by Crusty2savv November 10, 2018