mason dissick

Cute little son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott dissick

"Mason dissick is so cute"

by 1783trap May 26, 2015

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Emojional Dissonance

When you use the wrong emoji to react to something.

I sent her a "laughing so hard I'm crying" emoji, when she told me her grandfather died. Caused some emojional dissonance.

by ReignForestWhitaker June 11, 2016

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Chronic dissatisfaction

When one feels endlessly dissatisfied. Also could be known as “grass is greener syndrome”.

Yo, bitch ass Max has Chronic dissatisfaction - he left his girl and is moving to Europe again.

by Lilkris July 7, 2020

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(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.

by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020

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beverage dissemination officer

Fancy word for bartender

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.

by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020

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Cognitive dissonance

An example of somebody displaying cognitively dissonant behaviour would be a situation where the persons views, values, beliefs etc are contradicted or opposed by one or other persons causing them mental (psychological) stress. At this point a state of cognition is triggered effectively causing them to refute, reject &/or miss-perceive the contradictory views, values or beliefs.

It is also used by assholes on the internet who try to sound smarter then they really are, without actually knowing what it means.

"smoking will most likely cause you to have cancer you know?"

"hmmm I'm not so sure I know people who have smoked all their lives and they're fine, plus I enjoy it anyway.." this is cognitive dissonance

by Cakeboy327 December 6, 2020

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