depression dishes

When you finally get around to doing the dishes that's been piling up for months.

"Hey Tom! i finally got around to doing my depression dishes!"

by phalluslover00 January 13, 2024

dish girl

A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.

Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.

by OneNastyMoFo October 16, 2015

dish duke

When you defecate on top of someone’s dishes in their kitchen sink .

Yo I heard Brenda took a dish duke at Tia’s house last week .

by Headlocknoogie November 22, 2021

Petri Dish

A place that is full of people with the possibility of infection of viruses or diseases via close contact via people or "gross" environments, humid and warm temperatures, and people who are not minding etiquette in spread of coughing, sneezing, washing hands, or touching food.

John, that party sucked last night! Everybody was sticking their hands in the food and being all sweaty around each other. What a petri dish.

by Bocker December 29, 2021

Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever

Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!

by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019

Radar Dish

Defines someone who has hair that is often mistaken as pubic hair and is often an inbred.

Damn! Look at that Radar Dish on that inbred Jarrod.

by BlueTrident101 March 22, 2019

Urban Dish

When your past lover, or enemies write 10 plus entries about you but your so busy living life that you don't notice until you created your own word and thought it would be cool to add it.

Then the words "May the odds be ever in your favor." make you laugh as you go off to continue living your life.

Went on Urban Dish to add my new word and found someone or (someone-s) I know has commented on my personal life repeatedly. It appears to be an old Manlover or friend just Urban Dishing Or Urban Dissing Or Urban Ditzing Thanks.

(See Hatchet)

(See death bed)

(See live your life)

by Walley Adventure Cat June 13, 2014