The art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.
With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!
Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!
Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).
A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!
Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!
Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).
A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
1.) I thought I was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop I'm a professional photographer again; wink wink.
2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!
3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!
3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
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With your digital footprint, you can died miserably, either by committing suicide (due to extremely embarrassing footprint) or murdered (due to extremely provocative and agitative footprint)
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Middle aged woman, usually blonde and from South Africa, but speaks like a posh bird anyway. Likes to slut it up on MMO games in the evenings while crying over a bottle of cheap prosecco.
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Person B: Yeah, and his back isn't that sexy either.
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1) You do not require or need a permanent home.
2) Everything can be achieved through online means.
3) YOU are the business. Without you, there is no business.
1) You do not require or need a permanent home.
2) Everything can be achieved through online means.
3) YOU are the business. Without you, there is no business.
"Dave became a digital nomad and has henceforth been living his best life."
"Successful dropshippers are often digital nomads."
"Successful dropshippers are often digital nomads."
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Hey, why're you voting down definitions of jesuschristisnotreal on UD with your slacker friends during the weekday afternoon? You and you're friends are digital losers! Why're you getting offended over nonsense online and trying to cancel people on social media that lead productive lives? You must be a digital loser! Jessica and Allison are stalking a guy via driving around following him/texting their friends to follow the aforementioned guy that exposed them as FCs and reported their criminal behavior to the police. They must be digital losers!
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- A leprechaun
- A bald garage dweller
- A homeless rapper
They are perhaps best known as an American disco group best known for their on-stage costumes, catchy tunes, and suggestive lyrics. Their best known song was released February 1978 titled "Macho Man".
- A leprechaun
- A bald garage dweller
- A homeless rapper
They are perhaps best known as an American disco group best known for their on-stage costumes, catchy tunes, and suggestive lyrics. Their best known song was released February 1978 titled "Macho Man".
I love this Digital Gangsters song!
DG, there's no need to feel down
I said, DG, pick yourself off the ground
I said,DG, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, DG, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys...
DG, there's no need to feel down
I said, DG, pick yourself off the ground
I said,DG, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, DG, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys...
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