L diet 

Based off of the eating habits of the character known as L from the show Death Note the L diet is when one eats almost exclusively candy and pastries. People on the L diet may or may not eat straight sugar, tea, coffee, or normal food with a high carbohydrate content. This diet is popular among toddlers and bachelors.

Wanna have some salad?

No thanks, I'm on the L diet.

L diet by Sparky the Omniscient March 26, 2016

Breakup Diet 

When you lose a significant amount of weight after only drinking your tears at the loss of a relationship.

Girl 1: have you seen Josh lately?
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...

Breakup Diet by Pho_girlz August 2, 2016

Dunham Diet

A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.

I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!

Dunham Diet by sciflyer.25 February 24, 2018

Garfield-diet 

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

Garfield-diet by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

Garfield-diet 

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

Garfield-diet by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

Primal Diet Daddy 

When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.

My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.

Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?

Primal Diet Daddy by ScottPrimal September 6, 2023

Michael Phelps' Diet 

see munchies

I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet

Michael Phelps' Diet by phelpsfan March 1, 2009