dicking around

When one participates in the searching for dick pictures on the internet. Usually done with a spoon.

Paul was dicking around when his mother walked into the room, in which she preceded to become violently ill and began to scream uncontrollably.

by Butt to mouth December 12, 2010

Dickering

When a girl says that she will pleasure her boyfriends dick, and she never does. Leaving him in a constant state of wondering when she will do it.

Bro, my girl keeps on dickering me, and I am starting to get really stressed out about it

by Crown August 6, 2015

dicking your ear

When you ram yo shit hard as you can in that bitches ear when she's sleeping, becuase you didnt pay rent this month and she aint puttin out and youre frustrated.
(past tense)- Dicked

The bitch caught an attitude so i dicked her ear.

I'm trying to explain to this bitch that we got busted cuz her mom walked in right when I was dicking your ear.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

Dickling

The dick of a baby duckling

dude that little baby duck has the tiniest dickling i have ever seen!

by hockeyskillz16 June 29, 2010

DickSing

The moment when you are fucking a girl and she moans and it sound like a song.

Dude, I was totally smashing last night and she totally had a dicksing moment! It was great!

by QwertyDertyFlerty November 20, 2016

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

Dickaling

A name used to refer to someone with a tiny “Johnson”

Here comes that dickaling Jimmy

by DatAngryBear February 14, 2018