Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

devstruction

the most delusional person youll ever meet

devstruction : me and snsd will release the next soty!
everyone else : dont lie.

by SSSTEF August 7, 2022

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023

Descriptionist

A person who described stuff for a living

Tim: whats your job?
Jim: im a descriptionist
Tim: what is that?
Jim: i describe stuff for people

by Ashth3d1n0 December 10, 2022

Distractionship

A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.

As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.

"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"

"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."

by _Eager_ August 12, 2024

Deserection

the act of which a positive charge of electricity is conducted by ones penis and the negative through the scrotum and is used to aid in CPR acting as a makeshift defibrillator.

quick the defibrillator is out get the charge into your genitals and give this man a deserection.

by Joshuequin September 8, 2025

talk restriction

When a person talks too much at the movies and distracts you from paying attention, you put them on talk restriction. Meaning they're not allowed to talk about random/pointless stuff until the movie is over. This is very hard for some, but it will make your expeirence more enjoyable.

I dont remember any of that movie, next we go...your on TALK RESTRICTION!

by @_~ May 9, 2007