Stray Dave

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets

ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?

by Simon December 5, 2003

dirty dave

When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.

I quit my job today.

Why?

I dirty daved this girl at work.

by Sean Mcdaniel August 30, 2006

Dave Ryan

Some ass-hat who has a radio show. He is quite old, but still manages to talk endlessly. Dave also has a second personality, in which he is gay and has a few recordings of proof. His show is on KDWB, and if you don't believe the quotes find them on his website. He is also responsible for much of the population of any U.S. city.

"I took a shower with your dad and we both enjoyed it" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan

by Chris Houlihan January 9, 2012

Dave and Bambi

A “Friday Night Funkin” Mod by MoldyGH.

Ducklin:“Hey Jonathan, have you played Dave and Bambi?”
Jonathon:”Yeah! It’s so C O R N”

by MoldyGH May 20, 2022

little dave

dodgy fucker who sorts shit out like drugs and shit

lets see "little dave" for the rave plenty of muckers all round

by boardie September 30, 2004

Pooper Dave

Infamous superhero known for roaming the unforgiving streets and deficating on front porches in numerous major cities.

Sometime during the night, Bob turned into Pooper Dave and hit his head on the sidewalk.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

Dave Mustaine

Aggressive, Intelligent, and Talented, Dave Mustaine is the founder/rhythm guitarist/lead vocalist for the Thrash Metal band, Megadeth. Dave Mustaine Joined Metallica in 1982, only to be kicked out after writing many riffs for the band due to his severe alcoholism and drug abuse. Sometime after than, he formed Megadeth. He has also created Gigantour, a travelling metal music festival, which started in 2007. Dave Mustaine is a Born-Again Christian, and a devout spiritualist.

Dave Mustaine is one of the best guitarists in the world.

by Chthulu Mythos August 27, 2009