dooshwang

A kid that never learns his lesson and always blames someone else even though it’s their FUCKING FAULT.

I was playing a game and this dooshwang blamed me for his death.

by Thelolsquad January 20, 2018

Dooshay

When you are in a argument with someone, and they make a valid point. However, they are still wrong and are being an obtuse dooshbag.

Me: Bullshit avoidance, why can't you answer my question?
Dooshbag: You said "Whatever" so I thought that meant the conversation was over.

Me: Since when did "Whatever" mean the conversation was over
Dooshbag sends an urban dictionary definition of whatever that reads: 'WHATEVER: Used in an argument to admit you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over' (Scoring a hit... Touche')
Me: DOOSHAY

by HUKILL January 18, 2019

dooshbag

The wrong way to spell douchebag. If you're here, then, well... fuck you.

Pacer: "Ey, Mike! You're a dooshbag. Nobody loves you."

Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."

Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"

Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."

Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."

by Senor_man September 3, 2020

dooshler

when you glomler, you dooshler twice.

hey my double chin looks like a dooshler today!

by doublerchurn November 5, 2020

dooshbag

The average gym numpty, but never has any luck with any woman, probably cosplays as a psuedo-batman... or any other superhero

adam: hey im very muscular, give me your information
david: you dooshbag

by luci12312 September 5, 2021

Dooshant

The person that gets roasted on multiple occasion for apparently no reason.

Oh my God, am I the dooshant of the group?

by LiL'n_69 November 26, 2021

Dooshant

The person that gets roasted on multiple occasion for apparently no reason.

Oh my God, am I the dooshant of the group?

by LiL'n_69 November 26, 2021