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lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003
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cyber life

The imaginary, fantasy, role-playing life that gamers have instead of a real life. The sad thing is that a lot of them think it's real or prefer it to reality. Some of them can't even tell the difference between a cyber life and a real life.
Josh is such a sad case. He spends so much time playing WoW that he thinks his cyber life is his "real" life - and that his real life is fantasy.
by lyndal June 22, 2007
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gooch cobler

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true
dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!
by jnasty09 February 5, 2009
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cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa
by John Doe January 21, 2004
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Cyber Coven

A gathering of Wiccans and/or Pagans
on the internet. Usually carried out thru a chat room, or forum.

Origin of Cyber Coven
Originally Cyber Coven was an EW-Too style Talker (or chat) designed specifically for Wiccans and Pagans.
From 1994-2001
The Cyber Coven met every thursday, and on every sabbat.
by ViriiGuy February 5, 2005
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Cyber Hitler

a person, usually an overwieght male in their teens, that boss's people, primarly their teamates on an online game, such as halo or COD just for the sake of winning the game and ranking up.
Hitler - okay guys, this is a huge deal and i want to rank up so lets play it safe. i got rockets, frank you get the overshield, and jeff you get the snipes.

jeff - i dont want the snipes. you get them

frank - yeah what he said!

Hitler - if you guys mess this up for me i will remove you from my friends list and file complaint your account.

jeff and frank - dude your such a cyber hitler!

Hitler - LEROY JENKINS!!
by mylifeisbrofanboy May 19, 2011
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cyber

sex over the internet for all those horn-dogs out there that can't wait to do it in person OR cant get anyone to do anything with them once they see them in person. cyber usssually involves masturbation.
i'm so horny. wanna cyber?
by OhYeah Manwhich January 16, 2008
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