Cumption

A comforting group of people or friends
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow

That was a great cumption last night with all our friends

I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket

by LinguisticFool November 17, 2023

Cumputer

A computer only used for ejaculation.

Yo what do you watch porn on?

A cumputer obviously!

by BiggieBig's December 5, 2023

cumpleanos

the action of filling a sock with golf balls and throwing it in the air not to be confused with cum pleanos

jerry: wow that was an amazing cumpleanos

by cum pleanos lover January 3, 2024

cumpiss

an instrument containing a magnetized pointer which shows the direction of magnetic north and bearings from it.

walkers should be equipped with a map and cumpiss

by O' Chungus January 8, 2024

cumpke

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman while she's taking a dump.

Happy birthday! Now get on the toilet and enjoy your cumpke!

by Censoria May 1, 2024

Cumplete Cycle

When you are laying on your back, with someone bouncing on your dick, and someone else that has their ass on your face, the two people on top of you are making out, you then cum so much that your cum flows through the person that is bouncing on your dick, out of their mouth, into the mouth of the person sitting on your face, it them travels through the person sitting on your face, out their ass and into your mouth and back out of your dick, completing the cycle.

Girlfriend: "Hey babe can we invite my friend over and perform a cumplete cycle

Boyfriend: of course honey, I haven't jerked off in a month so I will have enough cum to complete the cycle and travel through all three of us.

by Booger Burrito May 5, 2024

Cumper

A jumper that is worn with cum on it.

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024