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CryptoFOMOcation

Fear of missing out on speculative crypto profits through rampant, trading, buying or signing up bitcoin futures, derivates and other crypto based assets
The investor world was gripped by intense "CryptoFOMOcation" in 2017 which helped Bitcoin tok reach an all time high of nearly $20,000
by General Scallywag April 5, 2019
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Cryptotourette's

Cryptotourette syndrome is a common neurodevelopmental disorder with onset in young/new crypto traders. Characterised by continually blurting out price predictions with no empirical data by people with very little to no money invested in crypto, alternatively it can be present in whales who want to see their name printed in a poorly written article about crypto.
<screen name 1> says Bitcoin is going to 4k, Bears are taking over, 4hrs later Bitcoin is going to 20k Bulls are dominating - actual bitcoin price stays at 9k <screen name 2> yeah that guy has cryptotourette's
by Nameenvy September 25, 2019
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cryptoshame

Shaming your friends and family for their obstinance and reluctance to learning about and investing in cryptocurrency.
For the benefit of their future selves, I had to cryptoshame my friend into buying some Mana in Decentraland.
by Pixylicious March 31, 2021
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cryptoshrimp

lol stfu you cryptoshrimp
by Kr1pT0$hR1mP June 8, 2021
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Cryptowank

(noun) vulgar slang

Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.

This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.
Stop talking about cryptocurrency ya cryptowank!
by u/HoagieWrap June 13, 2021
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Cryptoastronomy

The study of theoretical space objects that are not confirmed to exist or not exist
An example of cryptoastronomy is the Nibiru theory
by I Like To Define Words July 8, 2021
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cryptofatty

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.
1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.
by slattimusprime December 14, 2021
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