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crystal dove

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.
Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012
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Crystal Clearwaters

Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?
Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.
by milly don June 12, 2014
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Crystal-Skull-Fuck

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.
Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.
by Michigander Slammer May 25, 2015
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crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries
i made that girl have a crystal forest
by lefthanded May 1, 2016
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Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond
by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018
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Crystal Gems

Basically, lesbian space rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs
by IDFK WTPH July 13, 2018
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crystabating

Depressive masturbation using tears as lubricant when one has had a crushing sexual let down
"Where's that little bitch johnny",

"oh he's probably at home crystabating"
by Yard Panther February 13, 2019
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