crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Crusty buns

When yo buns is crusty

Dayum Andrew got them crusty buns

by Tonka371 April 23, 2015

Crusty Crouton

When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.

Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.

Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?

Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.

by beedo202 December 20, 2010

Crusty Bitches

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.

Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.

by SloppyJones May 6, 2019

Crusty Milkshake

This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.

Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.

by Gentlemanjuice February 9, 2010

Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021

mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006