by bezel333 December 31, 2005
This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.
Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.
by Gentlemanjuice February 10, 2010
Basicaly me.
by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021
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The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.
by SloppyJones May 06, 2019
by Tonka371 April 23, 2015
When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.
Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
by beedo202 December 19, 2010