croon

a old wrinky, oversexed penis

Ruth: wew, your croon looks massive david
David: Ruth, its a croon

by BabyBabyBaby67890 December 4, 2012

crooksy

A word used in ancient bosnian to describe the act in which men have sexual relationships ontop of a large gathering of beavers.

Man... last night i was so wasted! - i have an uneasy feeling me and muel performed a crooksy!

by Allahbeback May 26, 2006

Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006

croovy

An odd mix between cool and groovy: usually used by accident when one can't decide which word to use.

Morgan: That concert was so awesome.
Bonnie: Yeah it was croovy...
Morgan: Croovy? LOL
Bonnie: Hehe...O_o

by ToxicEuphoria August 3, 2007

crookity

a 'crookity' is an virginity of a old, prefirabely retarded individual that is lacking sexual stamina and general hygiene.

'shit m8, i took dis crookity lst nite- was wew soggeh initz'

*loling* 'u wipe away da cobwebs blud?'

by yoslut December 1, 2010

crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003

Halfway Crooks

A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.

Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks

by DJ_Sikk October 10, 2016