country music

A form of music in which the words can be understood, any instrument is game, writing talent is critical, and every song doesn't have to be about horny depressed teenagers singing one or two lines over and over.

Songs about life. Check out some Johnny Cash lyrics if you're still confused.

by Educated February 16, 2005

cross country geek

Derogatory name given to cross country runners, most of which are actually popular at school.

"If you call me a cross country geek one more time, I'll kick your fricken ass!"

by 123454321 September 1, 2008

country music

a type of music that typically sounds absolutely terrible but somehow has really amazing lyrics

with the exception of taylor swift, she’s amazing

“gravy, please stop infecting my showtunes with your country music.”

by Olau Alexa Clone April 1, 2022

Country Blumpkin

Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!

Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"

by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004

Country Club

adj. - referring to, in a derogatory manner, to ease or privilege

“This ain't like that country club bullshit you're used to.”

by Ryangato March 8, 2009

Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.

While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008

Beggar Country

The most beggar country in the world is Pakistan, and it goes everywhere begging.
For this reason, the name of Beggar Country has been given to Pakistan.
If there were any World Most Begar country awards, it would have been given to Pakistan.

Pakistan Is A Beggar Country

by Indian_Anonymous September 10, 2019