Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.

Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!

by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021

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cooter punch

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy

I absolutely cooter punched ur mother

by jymsel May 13, 2022

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Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.

I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!

by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022

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Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

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Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!

by Jivefool July 25, 2021

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cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

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