Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)

Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010

YouTube Content

YouTube Content:
Pronunciation; Yoo-Toob-Cunt-Ent
An unoriginal work of motion, animation etc.

1. Most YouTubers these days have unoriginal YouTube Content.

2. LeafyIsQueer has bad, unoriginal YouTube Content

by Razalius August 27, 2017

content

A meaning of over buffness for a chick with potential and with class.

that chick is content

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Contextually hot

The view of a man/woman appearing significantly hotter due to their occupation or lifestyle, such as MILF's and teachers

Gaz: Dude, the things I'd do to Miss Smith
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher

by usain.lightning July 16, 2011

content cookies

dram, or explaining how you feel

i feel bad for susan she needs some content cookies.

by donesha hutchinson December 27, 2018