condescending dick

Anthuk77

so glad im not condescending dick

by loladadsadadasdasdada October 29, 2021

Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

Wax Candle

When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.

Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Waxing the candle

A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.

I was just waxing the candle.

by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019

condeided

same thing as conceited when you are tired and posting on samanthas facebook

Samantha Michelle Bernstein: feels so loved c: ♥

Tyler Jara: condeiiddeedd

(condeided)

by lololololcondeided July 8, 2010

candle cock

When a males erect penis ejaculates, and seamen flows down the sides of the penis like wax from a candle.

Wow! that cock is like my candle!

Mrmm..i've never tasted a candle cock before!

by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007

conde

The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered

That guy is a conde

by The Random guy June 20, 2016