Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.

oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!

by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019

Cocktopology

The direction of the skin and muscles on a cock.

He whipped it out and I’ve never seen something so veiny, his cocktopology was impressive.

by Cocktopology December 19, 2020

Cocktopology

The direction of the skin and muscles of a cock.

He whipped it out and I’ve never seen something so veiny, his cocktopology was impressive!

by Cocktopology December 19, 2020

Cocktongs

The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.

Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.

by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021

cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld September 12, 2022

cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld October 30, 2022

Cocktocious

Confident ,high sex appeal

He is so cocktocious.

by IBPanda November 5, 2022