Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."

by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018

Clockface

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019

Clockblocker

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!

Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!

by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019

clockgate

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.

Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.

by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

devil clock

The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.

Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.

by I am Bogey December 10, 2007

Alarm Clock Dyslexia

Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)

This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.

"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."

by 132299 April 16, 2009

Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.

My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.

by El Walkerama October 13, 2014