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florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack
"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."
by chicostikk August 31, 2011
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Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp
Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off
by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021
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chompers

Hey Sally your chompers are showing
by Blake1 November 16, 2006
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cheese chomper

hey cheese chomper leave those kids alone
by Sandaltron May 17, 2003
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clampgod

A person very good at clamping at 2K or playing defense in Basketball
Clampgod, clampgod. That boi can't go anywhere
by ZMAL August 13, 2016
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chompski

reffering to any sort of chewing tobacco, mainly of the "dip" persuation.
Can also have verious forms, such as:
Chompcity
Chompmobile
Chompcanal
Chompexpress etc..
"I could go for a chompski"
"i need to take a trip to chompcity"
"lets take the chompmobile"
"we could go for a dip in the chompcanal"
"i need to pack one quck, let's hop on the chomp express"
by Hutchsizzle July 17, 2007
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Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.
Carlos whale-chomped himself.
by Miles May 19, 2004
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