clocked out

To be asleep!

Where's Jim?

Oh he's in bed clocked out

by Xx25 February 2, 2014

biological clock

when a female begins to desire to have a child, or when a female develops motherly instincts, etc.

My friend won't stop talking about how sweet and cute babies are and how she wants to have one now - her biological clock totally went off!!

My friend says she doesn't want children...I guess her biological clock hasn't gone off yet.

by therealdef124 January 27, 2010

Clock

Scale for weighing drugs

"I don't think this is an O. You got a clock?"

by Lucca Brassi March 26, 2009

Clock Sucker

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.

Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!

by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007

a Clock Work Orange

Something that has the appearance of something regular or ordinary, but robotic in action, having to do what it is programmed to do, not allowed free thought or action.

Also title of famous book and movie having much to do with this topic.

Am I to be just a Clock Work Orange then?

Mr.Sirs assistant does a great job, but he's just a Clock Work Orange.

by Mister Captain Swing March 31, 2009

clockblock

When you're having a sexual dream and it's interrupted by your alarm clock.

I was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, I got a clockbock. The alarm fuckin clockblocked me. Dirty bastard.

by Anthony-RJ October 17, 2008

mermaid clock

It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.

Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock

Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.

by djily02016 December 7, 2010