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Clinging Fuck

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!
Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*
by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014
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clingbat

A clingbat is a person or animal that tends to hang around too much. A clingbat often brings stress and unhappiness to those he/she/it clings to. An annoying personality is associated with clingbats. Such an example would be a neighborhood boy staying at your house too much even after you tell him he is unwelcome or a squirrel that runs around in the attic even after you try to get it out.
John is always coming over wanting me to play basketball with him. He is such a clingbat.

That clingbat will never leave me alone!

annoying pest nuisance
by Burgundy Roundhouse October 27, 2013
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clingy kitkat

1) A chocolate wafer bar that has melted down and attached itself to other items in your bag.
"I was trying to pull the Penske file out of my briefcase but my professional presentation was foiled by the presence of a clingy kitkat."
by NoPants21 July 9, 2014
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Clunge

ChrisV90 viciously ate out that girls clunge.
by Gatsbysandhu September 18, 2014
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clunge deep

Mat: How did you get on last night with Amiee?
Will: Well I took her for a meal, got pissed and then got clunge deep!
Mat: what upto your nuts in guts?
Will: Yeah man I got my back wheels up and over the curb!
Mat: Respect!
by Team 3 May 1, 2015
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clingfectionate

that fine line between being overly affectionate and just plain clingy. often bordering on the psychotic. clingy but cuter, basically. when you tolerate clinginess because you want that sweet affection.
she was all over him, but in a crazy, clingy, stalker-type clingfectionate way... totally hot, tho
by Chad Zappa April 26, 2016
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Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up
Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping
by Megacrash February 10, 2017
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