Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

by Ur local man December 31, 2019

junior cert week

the time where the summers kicks into full gear in Ireland where the 3rd and 6th years do exams for a few days while everyone else gets to enjoy the heat.

"cant wait for the junior cert week Mary. its gonna be a scorcher"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"

by alibabaintheleaba June 7, 2022

boiled rugby cleat

When someone in there 20s looky super old like in their 50s and shit.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat."

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

clart

1. verb, meaning to strike/hit/whack/beat.
2. verb, meaning beat as in win/be victorious.

1. "move from me, before i fuckin clart you, you prik."
2. "scotland got clarted by brazil, blud."

by dr3ad June 9, 2005

certi

certi-fied
another way to describe the music made by a vintage rock band called queen.

Freddie Mercury made a certi song today.

by good old fasioned lover boy March 27, 2019

certain element

a phrase used by closet bigots to make reference to blacks, hispanics, or any other racial group the bigot dislikes; the phrase allows the bigot to get the message accross while maintaining a false facade of propriety

Our local schools were better twenty years ago -- since then, a certain element has moved in.

by Big Steve September 7, 2004