Bag clapper

Someone who claps their nutsack or ball sack against pussy and ass

Tyrone with that ho being a regular bag clapper

by Dzukow June 21, 2025

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025

puccy clapper

best most khatic server in the whole work made by boba who is a clanker

I love Puccy Clapper

by floptok October 14, 2025

Telly Clapper

Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.

Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?

‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’

‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’

by BW_ January 7, 2026

The Final Chapter

When you pull your cock out of some bitch and whip your excess jiz and hope it smacks her in the face or eye; thus ending up as an angry pirate.

Yo dude, remember that bitch I smacked and told to suck my dick? Yeah I gave her the final chapter! Right in her eye!

by M-CsmackAbitch January 20, 2009

Click clack clatterback

Used when telling someone when they want somebody back, or telling somebody they should get back together. or used to harass somebody about a past boy/ girlfriend.

Brendon: hey Matthew

Matthew: what

Brendon: click clack clatterback

Matthew: Fuck you

Brendon: c'mon I'm just kidding. but I'd fuck her

by SharkorSirFinn November 28, 2012