Chode

simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers

Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.

Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!

by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009

Chode Mobile

A small, stumpy, run down car designed to barely fit a crew of chode like individuals. A chode mobile can usually be distinguished by having a smell of extreme chode B.O., ripped up car seats, and atleast one broken door handle.

Hey Geezychode, the chode crew wants lunch, can we take the Chode Mobile.

Muffin will drive your chode Mobile.

by kermup January 6, 2008

Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 16, 2008

chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex

Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!

by Sherjo June 18, 2008

Chode-mamba

A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.

He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.

by chode 4 life November 8, 2009

chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010