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sizzle chest

A homosexual act performed between usually Greek or black men, which is traditionally noted for the mixture of semen in matted, generally dark chest hair. One homosexual partner will typically don an apron portraying a cartoon penis wearing a chief's hat and shouting from his urethra "kiss the cook!!" The submissive nubian then calls for a deisel load of seminal fluid which he then mixes nuturingly, to shape and condition his chest hair, conforming to the manner and style of today's "afro."
"Hey little buddy, where'd you get that sizzle chest?"
"Tobechukwu just delivered his man-payload...where'd you get yours, the Albanian boy we adopted?"
by Haskins Lombardy December 19, 2003
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Noemi has a flat chest

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!
by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016
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moms chest hair

refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest
Peter:What did you do last night?
KT:Helped shave your moms chest hair!
by KT RKS. May 31, 2007
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fi-chest-a

A highly adorned or ruffled top designed to enhance or otherwise draw attention to the chest region.
Audrey is rocking that fi-chest-a tonight!
by FiestaSiesta April 20, 2011
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Toilet chest

Bruising and/or discomfort in the chest area resulting from leaning on the toilet bowl while vomiting for an extended period of time.
Those strawberry Frules made me puke all night. I got a serious case of toilet chest this morning.
by RPGQ April 14, 2013
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cummunity chest

The bare chest of a female to which a large amount of men share ejaculating on, either at the same time or different times.
Bro, have you heard of the cummunity chest yet?

No, but thank goodness, my sheets were getting stale.
by RockinSockin May 20, 2014
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The Chest Hole

The dark, looming canyon in the chest of good ole heubs. If you can't afford to take your family on vacation to the grand canyon just venture over to Heubs's chest hole its just as massive and intricate.
"Did you see that dent in his chest? Did he get punched or something?"
"Nah thats just the chest hole"
by hueuby January 30, 2017
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