A brainless piece of crap that usually wears really bad clothes, and has a very low IQ! Cant speak proper English and shouts at old people for shits and giggles!
Chav: 'Yo Yo Yo Shelly that kids starting on yah! He just called you a minger'
Chav 2: 'Yo you wanna make something outta it, bling bling, Il knock your fucking head in, Brappp! Brappp! You betta not mess wif my gang they'l break yah neck'
Normal Kid: 'Shut up you stupid fat bitch'
Chav: Runs off crying to her boyriend who is stealing some babys nappies from Tesco, for this other girl he got pregnant 8 months ago. He has 3 kids already and hes only 14. He'l be appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow. His mother is so proud of him.
Stupid chavs
Chav 2: 'Yo you wanna make something outta it, bling bling, Il knock your fucking head in, Brappp! Brappp! You betta not mess wif my gang they'l break yah neck'
Normal Kid: 'Shut up you stupid fat bitch'
Chav: Runs off crying to her boyriend who is stealing some babys nappies from Tesco, for this other girl he got pregnant 8 months ago. He has 3 kids already and hes only 14. He'l be appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow. His mother is so proud of him.
Stupid chavs
by chavs are shit December 17, 2008
Get the Chavsmug. some of the biggest douche bags on the planet. they need to go fuck themselves. i don't live in england, but from what i hear, chavs are extreme faggots. even worse... THEY'VE SPREAD TO AMERICA!! they're not the same as the ones in england (i still call them chavs, but collars could work, too), but american chavs are just as fuckin gay. they don't wear as much plaid, but they wear bright-colored collared shirts (pink, light-blue, bright green), with the collars up. and all the clothes are made by american eagle, hollister, or other fuckin GIRL stores like that. but, like the english chavs, they're always trying to pick fights, and think they're better than everyone else. they obsess over cars, money, and other possesions, since they don't have any morals, thus they try to fill themselves with things. they're little shits to their parents. i.e. "i got grounded for yelling at my mom! haha!" "yeah i yell at my mom all the time too!" "haha!". not kidding, that's a real conversation i overheard between to chavs on my school bus.
chavs are basically wiggers mixed with preps/jocks
"i got money, cars, i got everything any kid would want!" <-- another thing i overheard a fuckin chav say on my bus (and no, that's not what everyone wants, just those faggot chavs do)
"i got money, cars, i got everything any kid would want!" <-- another thing i overheard a fuckin chav say on my bus (and no, that's not what everyone wants, just those faggot chavs do)
by Tommy F. November 8, 2006
Get the chavmug. someone who has no brains, lives on a council estate and wears burberry, fred perry and tucks their trousers into their socks
by STBswad July 24, 2008
Get the chavmug. by HValo June 8, 2004
Get the chavmug. People that hang around bus shelters, shelters on the seafront. Have sex in the public toilets and then get pissed on cheap cider or "fosters m8".
They then talk about how there mums other sons brothers cousin has a nova with 1000bhp and about 10 turbo chargers on it. When they get bored they mindlessly call a few people wankers and twats for no reason, and then go up the coastal path to smoke weed out of sight of the "pigs".
They then talk about how there mums other sons brothers cousin has a nova with 1000bhp and about 10 turbo chargers on it. When they get bored they mindlessly call a few people wankers and twats for no reason, and then go up the coastal path to smoke weed out of sight of the "pigs".
Chav 1: "that is a fuckin savage car m8, nova m8, how fast does it do about 300mph?
Chav 2: "Oi m8 look at that twat over there......YOU FUCKING WANKER M8" (randomly and pointlessly shouts abouse at passers by who have done nothing wrong)
Chav 3: "M8 BIT OF GRASS GOTA SPIN ITTT IN MY NOVA MM888888!!"
Chav 2: "Oi m8 look at that twat over there......YOU FUCKING WANKER M8" (randomly and pointlessly shouts abouse at passers by who have done nothing wrong)
Chav 3: "M8 BIT OF GRASS GOTA SPIN ITTT IN MY NOVA MM888888!!"
by willski December 9, 2008
Get the chavmug. A Chav, a sad people who realy have much time on there hands, they think they don't need school and all they do to kill off time in there useless life is to start on rondom people
a chav some times hangs out in a emty market place smoking and and drunk girly drinks that thay nicked off there little sister waiting for a person to walk by and jump them till the police come and say to the police "oh my days i want to press charges" when there was like 7 and 1 guy cuted up.
i personly say kill them all
i personly say kill them all
by Hawkeye-Range June 16, 2005
Get the chavmug. Chavs are people that think they are it.You will find most chavs zt the local bus stop on a friday night, smoking and just generally trying to get drunk. They are threatening towards anyone that isnt a chav and they hate goths and emos. they are streotipical and think that all goths and emos are sad and slit their wrists.
Chavs normally come fron disturbed backgrounds and poor families, they also more than often live in council houses.
Chavs normally come fron disturbed backgrounds and poor families, they also more than often live in council houses.
A typical girl chav would probably wear white tracksuit bottoms, a low cut top and a sporty jacket and nike air trainers. Boy chavs usually wear blue nike trousers with a matching jacket and nike air trainers. they also often wear big hoop earrings and burberry.
by AnNe-MaRIe :) June 25, 2006
Get the chavsmug.